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 WWJD? What Would Jesse Do? 1. After graduating from law school, Jesse could use his skills to either: a.) Work at an organization like The Institute for Justice to really help people who've been taken advantage of by government or; b.) Take advantage of people by loafing at daddy's million dollar+ extortion business, Rainbow PUSH. WWJD? Jesse would "work" for PUSH, shaking down corporation after corporation, extorting millions of dollars by threatening to label companies as racist unless they pay big money to daddy's organization. 2. In 1995, 2nd District Congressman Mel Reynolds is indicted indicted on charged of having sex with one of his underage campaign staffers. The jury convicts him of two counts of solicitation of child pornography, three counts of criminal sexual assaults, three counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse, and four counts of obstruction of justice. Reynolds is forced out of office, leaving only halfway into his second 2-year term. WWJD? Within hours after Reynolds announces his resignation, Jesse would take advantage of the situation, immediately announcing his run for Congress. JJJ seizes the opportunity to squeak into office, tapping into his daddy's connections and PAC donors, practically buying his way into Congress. 3. Government-run schools are failing. Public school test scores are at an all-time low. Inner city schools are so unsafe that metal detectors have become commonplace. WWJD? Jesse would defend the importance of a government-controlled education for his constituents but meanwhile send his daughter to a private school. --back to top-- |
